I’ve decided this year from here forward, I will refuse to acknowledge the second Monday of October as ‘Christopher Columbus’ day. I encourage everybody to read a little bit about it.

Think about it. We are supposed to celebrate some guy that “discovered” America, a place where people already lived!? And then my ancestors just take their land and make a holiday for it? Columbus never even landed in North America! The day was created by Italian American political lobbyists. Columbus Day sucks and I’m never going to talk about it again.

‘OK Google, remind me October 7th, ‘Don’t talk about that stupid holiday’’.